The S&M Rants

The S&M Rants Podcast is a weekly humor podcast where Shane Birley and Monica Hamburg discuss complete Fucktards (FTs) in the news. Then they call a funny guest and get their judgement on who will be crowned "FT of the Week". Plus: Want to hear bad erotica, painful Craigslist ads or learn about Chewbacca sex fantasies? Join them - and their guest judges - for the deranged goodness.

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Episode 35 - Tase for Condiments or Shoot-it-up over a Burrito Price Increase?

You don't get enough condiments with your burger order.  Or they raised the prices on your favorite fast-food meal.  Sure, you could just discuss your issue or accept the increase - but what would be the fun in that? Why not add some prison time to your frustration by going all "Falling Down" on them?   

We're stumped by the FTedness of these foodies.  Thankfully, Tom Reynolds and Tim Daniels of "The Complete Guide to Everything  are here to give us their sage judgement and determine our "FT of the Week". 

And we meet a very considerate family member. 

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  • The Complete Guide for Everything is at tcgte.com and on Facebook  and Twitter (@complete guide).
  • Find: Tom Reynolds on (@tomreynolds) and Tim Daniels (@yourpaltim).  
  • Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc.  Info and links below.) 
  • More fast food irrationality can be found on Episode 26 "No Meat Equals Murder" where we talk about a man who's lack of meat... made him crazy! 

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Episode 30 - Sue Me, Sue You, Sue Your Hostage or a Dead Man's Parents, That's the Way it Should Be

So many good options for people you can sue!  How about your kidnap victims for turning you in?  They, like, totally promised they wouldn't!  Or the parents of the suicidal man you happened to run over? They probably have some energy to spare!  It's more suey-suey FTs on this episode of "The S&M Rants".   Who's more deserving of the "FT of the Week" title?  Imagine the pain of our Guest Judges, “AAlgar” and Matt Rowbotham  from "Sarcastic Voyage" as they help us crown the winner...     

Plus: Learn the tell-tale sign that you're going to get robbed by a Craiglist date.  

And: Monica re-records the dollar value of the lawsuit in the first story ("$235,000") as she made no sense whatsoever in the original take and didn't realize it until editing. Yeah, you might just notice this correction.    

Big thanks to Brian Everidge (@pisquar) for sending us the Craigslist story and suggesting our wonderful guests.  Everyone: Be more like Brian! ;)  Email us or Twitter us with weird stuff, guest suggestions and/or feedback (contact details below).

Vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below) 

Follow @aalgar and @robotmatt on Twitter. 

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