The S&M Rants

The S&M Rants Podcast is a weekly humor podcast where Shane Birley and Monica Hamburg discuss complete Fucktards (FTs) in the news. Then they call a funny guest and get their judgement on who will be crowned "FT of the Week". Plus: Want to hear bad erotica, painful Craigslist ads or learn about Chewbacca sex fantasies? Join them - and their guest judges - for the deranged goodness.

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The S&M Rants Podcast

Episode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity

(A quick disclaimer here: I had to do a pretty quick edit on this episode due to time-constaints - so if it's your first time listening to the podcast, try starting with, say, Episode 3429 or 35.)

Stab yourself repeatedly over a customer service incident? Or concoct a murder-for-money scheme that involved electrocuting a cat? If you can't envision yourself doing either, then you're bound to be as completely baffled by our competitors and their plans as we are...  

And, so, to determine our "FT of the Week", we are grateful to have Bruce M Campbell who returns to lend his brilliance and wit to the show as our Guest Judge.

Plus: we have an erotic story that is neither erotic nor a story.  What it is, however, is completely WTF?! 

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Monica HamburgYourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)  

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(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) 

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Episode 24 - Get Oiled, Get Licked, Get Arrested, Get Shot Up the A!

Don't hate the game - hate the FT who oils himself up to hit on minors! Or the irresistible dude apparently possessed by a cat. A sexy, sexy cat. Which of these seductive sorcerers will take the FT crown this week?! We turn to Magician and Comedian Brian Brushwood of "Bizarre Magic", "NSFW", "Scam School" and just about everywhere else! 

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Please: Subscribe
And rate/review us on
 iTunes  - because it's the right thing to do.
(You can use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here). 

Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com.  

Twitter: @rantmehard 
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants 

Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!  
Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )

Shane Birley
Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter 

Monica Hamburg
YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter