The S&M Rants

The S&M Rants Podcast is a weekly humor podcast where Shane Birley and Monica Hamburg discuss complete Fucktards (FTs) in the news. Then they call a funny guest and get their judgement on who will be crowned "FT of the Week". Plus: Want to hear bad erotica, painful Craigslist ads or learn about Chewbacca sex fantasies? Join them - and their guest judges - for the deranged goodness.

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The S&M Rants Podcast

Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!

Did you know that showing your goods to someone else can improve your life?  What would you say if I told you that touching yourself would improve your vocal range?  Or that using sex toys in front of your doctor would help you feel better about your body? Would you say, "That sounds reasonable"?  Sure you would.

Trying to figure out the biggest FT of these is taking way too much out of us.  So we turn our Guest Judge, the great Glen Tickle of "Pretending to be on TV" who helps us determine our "FT of the Week". 

And: Monica reads a subtle, realistic script...
 

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Episode 27 - Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!

Who knew FTs could be so helpful?! They’re ready to show up at your door just to check your breasts and prepared to offer you a free massage via Facebook! They’s so cuddly!

As usual, we are stumped: how can we possibly decide who will wear the FT crown this week? We are honored to have Comedian Jackie Gold as our Guest Judge to help work through our “FT of The Week” conundrum! And we have a man talking dirty confusing.

Follow: Jackie Gold on Twitter (@iamjackiegold) and on Facebook 

Plus: You can now vote for the FTs!   (Below)

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