The S&M Rants

The S&M Rants Podcast is a weekly humor podcast where Shane Birley and Monica Hamburg discuss complete Fucktards (FTs) in the news. Then they call a funny guest and get their judgement on who will be crowned "FT of the Week". Plus: Want to hear bad erotica, painful Craigslist ads or learn about Chewbacca sex fantasies? Join them - and their guest judges - for the deranged goodness.

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The S&M Rants Podcast

Episode 39 - God Save Your Victims vs. Gambling with the Dead

Once again, we have some ethical dilemmas...

If you run over someone with your car what's the protocol? Get out and help him or provide some religious insight? And if someone's advances are making you consistently uncomfortable should you report him to the police or murder him and go gambling with the body in the trunk?

Remember: you never choose the obvious when you go full FT.

We're thankful that Pat and Rob from the comedy podcast, "Somebody and Me" are here as our Guest Judges to provide some insight and decide the "FT of the Week".

Plus: We envision a fake doctor call. 


  • Follow Somebody and Me  on Twitter (@SomebodyFunny) and on Facebook   
  • Was this your first time listening to "The S&M Rants"? You might want to try Episode 35 next. 
  • There are more odd dillemas way back on Episode 20 with Sara Bynoe " 20 ("Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!" with Sara Bynoe). 

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Episode 33 - Committed a Crime? Stay Away from Abusive Men and Mouse Hunters

So you killed someone with your car or are shacked up with a 13 year old...  You need to keep this secret in the bag.  But sometimes circumstances just don't allow for that.  Especially when you're an FT.  

Lovely Guest Judge & Comedian Riel Hahn joins us to met out justice this time and help us crown the most recent "FT of the Week".  (Find Riel on Facebook, Twitter and her blog.) 

And: we tell you who you chose as last week's "FT of the Week".  Plus: a very linear blog comment... 

And vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below).

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