The S&M Rants

The S&M Rants Podcast is a weekly humor podcast where Shane Birley and Monica Hamburg discuss complete Fucktards (FTs) in the news. Then they call a funny guest and get their judgement on who will be crowned "FT of the Week". Plus: Want to hear bad erotica, painful Craigslist ads or learn about Chewbacca sex fantasies? Join them - and their guest judges - for the deranged goodness.

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The S&M Rants Podcast

Episode 36 - Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back

So, you've been to jail.  That's pretty FTed in itself, but maybe you learned from the experience.  You're going to clean up your act, stay out of the slammer for the rest of your life.  Or you could commit a crime.  As soon as you get released. Right in the jail parking lot.  That's cool too... 

Vying for the title of "FT of the Week" we have a man who urinated and stole a car as he left the prison - and another guy who beat up his girlfriend, who had come to pick him up.   

We so desperately need help....  And we're grateful to have the wisdom of our awesome Guest Judge, Matt Koff who assists in sorting out the FTness. 

And we have another instance of condiment fury...  _____________________________________ 

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Episode 16 - Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob Banks and Squirt!

This week we talk to Bruce M Campbell about how robbing banks and giving the money back compares to robbing a gas station to pay for your restaurant bill. Monica also discusses Craigslist audition ads and how they are thinly disguised (or even explicit) pron requests.

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