The S&M Rants

When's a good time to hit on a gal: before or after you rob her?

Think neither sounds promising? Then you are not following the FT's Way!  When you're an FT anything goes!

We're grateful to have comedian Joe Klocek as our Guest Judge to determine our most recent "FT of the Week".

Plus, we have a testimonial about some hot, fictional sex. 

And, after the outro, a song ("Panty Survey") from The Weekend Pilots!   

• Joe Klocek info: He's on @standupjoe on Twitter as well as on Facebook. (http://www.facebook.com/standupjoe).
• The Weekend Pilots - Twitter and Facebook.  Download their self-titled album for free from their site.  
• Want to learn some more great romance techniques? Check out Episode 40 - "FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber).   

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Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)  

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Once again, we have some ethical dilemmas...

If you run over someone with your car what's the protocol? Get out and help him or provide some religious insight? And if someone's advances are making you consistently uncomfortable should you report him to the police or murder him and go gambling with the body in the trunk?

Remember: you never choose the obvious when you go full FT.

We're thankful that Pat and Rob from the comedy podcast, "Somebody and Me" are here as our Guest Judges to provide some insight and decide the "FT of the Week".

Plus: We envision a fake doctor call. 

• Follow Somebody and Me  on Twitter (@SomebodyFunny) and on Facebook   
• Was this your first time listening to "The S&M Rants"? You might want to try Episode 35 next. 
• There are more odd dillemas way back on Episode 20 with Sara Bynoe " 20 ("Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!" with Sara Bynoe). 

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GET MORE FTs! On:
Twitter: @rantmehard 
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants 

CONTACT/FIND US:
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!  
Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 
Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)  

Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com.   
Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants 

You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week". 
(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

Like a Facebook status - or ignore it? It's your funeral! And don't miss an opportunity: friend your burglary victim - she was smokin' cute! Facebook is the FT drug of choice this time: it makes a man do crazy things! And the only people qualified to judge this level of stupidity are the guys at Stupid Wankers! We're grateful to have Greg Vance and Ryan Downing deciding on the "FT of the Week".  Also: Monica interprets a "narrative" from a Walmart customer about his 3 hour ordeal - which takes nearly the same amount of time to read.  

Want to rant? Have a pet peeve you need to vent about? Leave us a voicemail on our new Skype Rantline! "rantmehard" 

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Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com.  

Twitter: @rantmehard 
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants 
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!  
Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter 

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter 

This week we talk to Bruce M Campbell about how robbing banks and giving the money back compares to robbing a gas station to pay for your restaurant bill. Monica also discusses Craigslist audition ads and how they are thinly disguised (or even explicit) pron requests.

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